God Wants Me to do Porn!

There's no point trying to deny it, the signs have been all to clear for several months now. It's only my stubbornness that's caused me to ignore the fact that God wants me to do porn.

I know, I know, it seems crazy. After all, why would the same being who continues to intrude into the intimate moments of Catholics all over the world, push me to do intimate things to many, young, beautiful...wet...willing...women. Sorry, was distracted there for a moment. Anyway, 'Why?' Who can know the mind of God. But let me convince you with the evidence.

1) Last month regional bukkake star and GGG girl Kirie, the biggest little girl in porn (5'3" with PPP tits) arranged an open bukkake shoot at the nearby Empire X adult cinema. It happened to be on a day the wife was out of town. Perfect. Well, as mentioned in a previous post, I wimped out, not being ready for the spotlight.

So, what happened? The shoot was rescheduled due to a problem at the cinema. And I still did't make the new time.

2) Last week I went to Birmingham for a meeting. The arrangements were made several weeks before I learned of The Private Club, essentially a bukkake club in central Birmingham. Not only that, but the same day as my meeting, but conveniently hours earlier, the well known UK porn star and pet girl Tigerr Juggs was going to do 121 followed by an open, filmed bukkake shoot. Well, I never made it (in my defence, my tiredness that day trumped even my shyness).

3) So the final straw was today. Once again, regional GGG girl Kirie was making an appearance at Empire X, signing autographs, selling DVDs and screening her latest dogging video. I had planned to go initially, but work got the better of me and I ended up staying tied to the computer.

But lo, God decided he was fed up with me being pansy-assed and smite my chair! Yes, approximately the same time I would have arrived at the cinema, the back on my chair broke. I was leaning back and *wham* I was almost bent in half backwards.

Fortunately, despite my bad bad, I was completely unharmed. So was the chair and I was able to screw the back on, good as new. But this was clearly a warning that the big guy is getting fed up with my procrastination and is telling me 'Get your dick in the game, boy! There's too much pussy to go around, so get yourself some!'

Yes sir!

It gives me faith that God is a perverted as me (but you'd have to be to make something so flawlessly gorgeous as the female body).